Mr. Hand's gonna have his hands full, with a bevy of burlesque performers—including Heather Whatever, Coco Te Amo, Matt Knife, Wae Messed, Teasy Roosevelt, Bombazeen Bean, Fancy Feast, Beelzebabe, Alfie Bunz and Zoe Ziegfeld—taking on everyone's favorite ’80s coming-of-age flick.