Naked Girls Reading: Pirates Versus Ninjas

This popular "nude literary salon" features burlesque ladies (tonight, Nasty Canasta, Hazel Honeysuckle, Lady Scoutington and Bambi the Mermaid) reading from pulpy books and trying to avoid unseemly paper cuts. This evening's focus is on seafaring tales (fitting, given Bambi's presence) and silent-assassination yarns.