Snake Plissken's Day Off: John Hughes vs. John Carpenter Burlesque

Here, the recently passed, much-beloved director of classics like The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller's Day Off meets the horrormaster responsible for thrillers such as The Thing and Halloween on the burlesque battlefield, as variety and striptease acts—including Anita Cookie, Clams Casino, BB Heart and Creamy Stevens—bring the characters of each auteur to life. One shudders to think how Kevin McCallister fits into all this.