Unlovable

To quote Mr. Morrissey: "I don't have much in my life—but take it, it's yours." Yes, this is a night devoted to the Smiths and related sounds, with DJ Lucifer and guests spinning the tracks that get you all mopey inside. And if you want to look gloomy on the outside, too, a stylist is on had to give you Mozzer pompadours for a mere two clams.