Aziz Ansari: The Dangerously Delicious Tour

Of course, he's blowing up as Tom Haverford on Parks & Recreation and in movies like Funny People and the upcoming 30 Minutes or Less, but around here we remember him as the little guy with the joke about the box turtle. Okay, it hasn't been that long, but we're still proud to see him bring his excitable, chatty act back to a space as big as Carnegie.