The Drunk Texts, known for its Shakespearean boozy twist on classical theater, is back with its rendition of drunk Harry Potter! Join in for Harry's birthday and watch his first year at school unfold like you've never seen it before (with drinking games)! "Will a certain friendly groundskeeper take too many shots of whiskey? Will the headmaster bust a rhyme (in verse) during a game of King’s Cup? And how drunk will That Gent Who Wilt Not Be Nam’d be by the time he finally gets to his first line? Anything could happen in this epic Elizabethan parody, come find out what does!" Catch the performance live on Saturday at Don’t Tell Mama. Reserve your tickets now (plus a two-drink minimum) or pay cash at the door day of the show.