Matt: I don’t think so honey, Eighth Avenue in Midtown! Bitch, everyone is rude here! If I wanted someone to walk up and interrupt me while I’m trying to live my life, I’d go to the Jekyll and Hyde restaurant, ’cause at least those characters are fun. I’ve had it with the Port Authority, I’ve had it with Times Scare, I’ve had it with the Hearst Tower (girl, figure out your look): I’ve just had it! Everyone knows the best Avenue is Second Avenue, specifically down by Great Jones, because, girl, they have a 7/11 where it’s always empty and the Coke Slurpee tap is always working.
Bowen: And sweetie, if I ever caught myself buying Galaxy S7s in bulk after going to a literal store to watch porn, I would citizen’s arrest myself, which is allowed in the lawless squalor of Eighth Avenue. Every time I walk down Eighth I schedule a doctor’s appointment to check for tetanus. I don’t think so, honey!