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Joke of the week: Calise Hawkins

My daughter got an ear infection, and while I was in the pharmacy I realized I had come to this same pharmacy five years ago to get the...

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My daughter got an ear infection, and while I was in the pharmacy I realized I had come to this same pharmacy five years ago to get the “day-after pill”—and now I was back getting ear infection medicine. I said, “Well, this shit better work this time.”

Calise Hawkins plays Carolines Tue 20.

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