Joke of the week: Karl Welzein, a.k.a. @DadBoner

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When you call the suicide hotline, they should just say, “Slow down, corncob. Have you tried Chili’s? What’s your problem?”

Karl Welzein may make an appearance Mon 15 at @DadBoner and Friends, You Guys. Follow him on Twitter @DadBoner.

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