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Joke of the week: Pat Dixon

I’ve never read the Bible, but I believe it. It’s like one of those long license agreements you see on the Internet. You don’t...

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I’ve never read the Bible, but I believe it. It’s like one of those long license agreements you see on the Internet. You don’t have to read it; you just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."

Pat Dixon hosts the (Nearly) Naked Lady Hour: Now with Bacon Bar Sat 23. Follow him on Twitter @PatDixon.

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