Never Sleep Alone and After-party

Whether you're looking for love or just laughs, Dr. Alex Schiller gets results. The "sexual psychologist"—the creation of highly talented character actor and cabaret belter Roslyn Hart, who has been playing shiraz-soaked, lovelorn Michelle Hoffman (a.k.a. Shells) for the past several years—aims to help the single people in the audience hook up with one another while getting them in the mood with a few choice tunes. Admission to this special V-Day edition includes a deejayed after-party, also open to invited guests "because sometimes poor people can be super hot," says Dr. Alex.