The Burning Bush vs. the Second Coming

This bawdy battle of biblical proportions sees those Hebrew hotties, the Schlep Sisters (Darlinda Just Darlinda and Minnie Tonka) taking on Christian teen-dream icons Maddy Mann and Lexi Miller (played by Ryan Migge and Andrew Hansen) in a Passover-versus-Easter burlesque beef. Bastard Keith is the throwdown's canonical compere.