How to summarize this parable about New Yorkers caught up in the throes of various addictions? How about: Drugs are bad. Do not go to any parties that baritone-voiced actor Keith David might be throwing. Narcotics will destroy you. And for God's sake, stay away from kitchen furniture that suddenly sprouts teeth. Did we mention you should "Just Say No" to drugs?
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