The Breakfast Club

“A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, ‘I guess you won’t be needing a drink.’ And the naked lady says…” Kevin Smith will moderate a postscreening discussion with stars Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy. The event is currently sold out, though standby tickets may be available.