Pines Party 2016: Physical

BYO unicorn floatie when you turn up at this residential pool party. The opening fest for the infamous annual Pines events, helmed by DJs Dawson and Porsche, is expected to be nonstop aquatic fun. (And if you always wanted to rage at one of Fire Island’s infamous Bay Walk houses, now’s your chance.) If the beach views alone don’t put you in the mood, the numerous dudes frolicking around in Speedos will. Better yet, a ticket guarantees an open bar, which may or may not include your very own cabana-boy host. Is it hot in here, or is it just us?