Kenny G

Those wavy locks! That wan, limpid tone! That staunchly middlebrow taste in fashion-accessory smooth jazz and lite R&B! Yes, it's the one and only Kenny G, whose canoodling with Weezer and Katy Perry, not to mention a self-lacerating appearance in an Audi Super Bowl spot, doesn't absolve this musician from having waxed the soundtrack for your elevator ride to hell.