Kenny G

Those wavy locks! That wan, limpid tone! That staunchly middlebrow taste in fashion-accessory smooth jazz and lite R&B! Yes, it's the one and only Kenny G, whose recent canoodling with Weezer and Katy Perry, not to mention a self-lacerating appearance in an Audi TV ad, don't absolve this musician from having waxed the soundtrack for your elevator ride to hell. Tables are sold out for several sets already, so call in advance if your heart's set on sitting.