Krautwerk 1–8 Condensed: Kraftwerk Covered

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball! This event, dreamed up by Onion features editor Joe Garden, offers disgruntled Kraftwerk fans who couldn't get into the MoMA shows the chance to worship their heroes in one night of noise and silliness. Artists paying tribute to the German synthpop godfathers include Kim Gordon and Julia Cafritz, Pete Nolan of Magik Markers, Dan Friel of Parts and Labor, Oneida's Barry London, and Xaddax, plus comics Kurt Braunohler and Dave Hill. We recommend you don your smartest suit and tie. Oh, and take a mannequin with you, of course.