Mötley Crüe + Alice Cooper

The Crüe has proved to be the most durable of the ’80s glam bands, perhaps due to its impressively deep catalog of actually good songs, including our personal favorite, "Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)"—or maybe it's just the considerable, ahem, endowment of drummer Tommy Lee. The band claims that this tour will be its last, with a highly official legal document to prove it, so this may be your last chance to "Shout at the Devil," as it were. Shock-rock vet Alice Cooper brings out the guillotine and electric chair in the opening slot.