The Judgment of Paris

Back in 1703, four English composers—John Eccles, Godfrey Finger, Daniel Purcell and John Weldon—competed in a musical contest to win the right to score William Congreve's libretto about a mythical beauty pageant. Weldon won, but the Morningside Opera's racy pastiche uses the best bits of each composer's entry. The show involves a goddess striptease, so you have to be 18 to attend. Considering the venue is an East Village beer joint and opera karaoke follows the show, being 21 might make it even more fun.