Todrick Hall

As best we can tell, Todrick Hall is a onetime American Idol wanna-be who parlayed his TV semifame into actual YouTube stardom. His stock in trade includes videos such as "Snow White and the Seven Thugs"—one million views and counting—an exactly-what-it-sounds-like parody that features the line "Just whistle while you twerk." And the puns just don't stop: Here, Hall brings his Twerk the Halls tour to town. Yes, we're as baffled as you are.