The three things you need to know today in New York: Thu May 17

1. One of the best booze-soaked adult summer camps starts in New York today. There’s still time to sign up for sessions of Camp No Counselors later this summer, too.

2. Today, attend Pizzafest V at The Gutter Bowling Alley and Bar. The three-day event pairs rock bands with cheap slices. 

3. People Caveat is hosting DED Talks: TED Talks From Dead tonight. Hear the wise words of Marilyn Monroe and other deceased stars at the hilarious event. 

For more events, check in with Time Out throughout the day.