Fruit Cake Holiday sweater, $35, at shirts.com
Warning: These funny Christmas sweaters are not suitable for children (or Grandma). If you’re planning to attend (or throw) an ugly sweater party this year, let’s get one thing straight—there’s a difference between ugly and offensive. And while obnoxious red-and-green, tinsel-covered knits are downright distasteful, these manufacturers are upping the ante by hawking some of the naughtiest and dirtiest sweaters we’ve ever seen. Need last-minute gifts or just some fun Christmas party ideas someone with a dark sense of humor? You can’t go wrong with the “humping reindeer” jumper! Although it might become one of the worst gifts they ever receive. (C’mon, don’t blame us—we didn’t make these!)
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