Straight Up Vampire

This show is what happens when someone has the idea to create a mash-up of vampire stories, ’80s pop, 18th-century Quaker society and Paula Abdul. At the center of the story is a tale of star-crossed lovers: Paula Abdul Blackwood is a young Quaker girl forced into an unhappy marriage, but her true love is a politically idealistic young vampire named Jack Sheridan. Don't even act like you're not intrigued.