A Singlecut Festivus

Head to this Queens brewery and jam out with local musician and comedian Ro Fino as she performs her monthly “show of resistance.” Fino plays her fittingly titled single, “Airing of Grievances,” followed by a public ventfest. To make things extra ugly, visitors are encouraged to sport grotesque Christmas sweaters, which will conveniently hide your gut after stuffing your face with all those gratis muffin tops.