Ever wanted a song written about you? Sure you have. At the Interactive Custom Song Factory you’ll fill out a short questionnaire about your dreams, and Brooklyn-based one-man band Eternal Lips will write and record a song for you right there on the spot. You’ll get online access to not only your tune, but all the songs Eternal Lips writes during his week-long stay. Fancy! R.S.V.P. at mmuseumm.com/cm for details, but spaces are filling up fast so don’t dawdle. It all takes place at the tiny Museum, which is located in an out-of-use elevator shaft in Tribeca. We think it’s safe to say that there hasn’t been anything like this event in…well…ever. Think about it: you’ll get your own song. That’s a much better souvenir from a museum than a mug or a T-shirt.