See very NSFW photos from the 2015 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

Contestants vied for the title of the most poorly-endowed-and-proud at this year’s competition
By Evelyn Derico |
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The Kings County Saloon in Bushwick was packed for the third Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant, and this year's spectators were in for a special treat with a space-themed shindig. Five contestents vied to win the coveted crown through three rounds of the competition that included formal wear, swimwear and talent. Check out our photos and see who had the honor of being crowned smallest lightsaber in all the galaxy!

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Photograph: Lauren Spinelli

Photograph: Lauren Spinelli

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Photograph: Lauren Spinelli

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Photograph: Lauren Spinelli

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Photograph: Lauren Spinelli

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Photograph: Lauren Spinelli

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Photograph: Lauren Spinelli

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