Valentine's Day–themed cartoons from the '30s through the '90s? White Russians topped with Cocoa Puffs? A sugary-cereal bar? Nitehawk knows the quickest way to our hearts and dental tragedy. If your significant other doesn't appreciate these finer points of hyperactive, animated romance, it might be time to find a new partner in crime.
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