Skin Two magazine's hugely popular fetish bashes are usually in London, but this brand new hotel of kink, The Vanilla Alternative, is far too good a venue, it seems, to pass up. They're spreading out across the entire Halloween weekend with erotic cabaret, a photography exhibition, burlesque, live bands, a couples' area, a dancefloor, bar and chillout area. You can even camp on the ground for a fiver too (booking ahead is a must). It's a daytime burlesque party tonight, winding down the weekend in style.