Four politicians walk into a café... but if they happen to be Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, Michael Gove and Andrea Leadsom, they may have to walk straight out again.
A café in Notting Hill Gate has singled out six high-profile Leave campaigners on a 'do not serve' poster. Also on the list is Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre and Sarah Vine, Daily Mail columnist and Michael Gove's wife. The poster describes them as 'persona non grata in this city', adding that: 'London should give them no aid or comfort and neither will we.'
According to the post on Imgur, the café is just up the road from where Tory leader hopeful Michael Gove lives. Where's he going to get his avocado on toast fix now?
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