Well, this brings a whole new meaning to spraying your load.
But one anonymous Londoner, who has only identified himself as an art director, is bothered by something. Why are none of these scrawled schlongs wearing protection? After all, we live in an age where STIs are on the rise – with a leg-crossing quarter of reported cases in England happening in London. These rubberless rods are setting a bad example.
So this nameless hero has done the decent thing. He’s taken up a spray can and stencil and started adding condoms to these barebacking bed-snakes, along with a link to the NHS-run website Shine, which offers advice about sexual health and contraception. He hopes that by besheathing these wall-based womb raiders, they might set a better example to the rest of us horndog city-shaggers.
You heard it, folks. Next time you find yourself in a moment of amour but without the necessary safeguard, think of this cautionary graffiti. That’ll stop you from getting jiggy, won't it? Eh? WON’T IT?