Dig out that ironic sweater vest and start mastering your downswing, because crazy golf pop-up Swingers is back with a shiny new permanent home. The new venue is bigger and better than their previous Shoreditch site, with two nine-hole golf courses complete with a moving windmill, a lighthouse and other pesky obstacles to throw off your shot. The two-storey clubhouse has been decked out with a private dining room, three food stalls from street food favourites Pizza Pilgrims, Patty & Bun and one more as yet unconfirmed vendor, as well as four swanky bars including a gin terrace to keep you well hydrated while you're out on the course (or propping up the bar).
They've also done away with boring old pen and paper and created an app where you can keep scores electronically and even order food to the course if you want to feel like a real baller, which you obviously do. The only bad news is that you'll have to wait until April next year for it to officially open – but that gives you plenty of time to brush up on your golfing skills and get ready to swing into action.
Swingers will be at the Brown’s Building's, between St Mary Axe and Bury Street, EC3A 4AF.
Swingers opens in April 2016, but advance tickets will go on sale in January 2016. £13 advance, £15 OTD.