The woman, the singer, the model, the hula hooper, the legend, the inimitable Grace Jones will be making a rare appearance tomorrow at Waterstones Piccadilly to sign copies of her new autobiography 'I'll Never Write My Memoirs'. The signing kicks off at 5pm and we reckon you'll need to get down there pretty frickin' early to ensure her pen graces your paper. Although knowing the great woman herself, she'll only show up on Grace time - and if there are oysters in her dressing room - so be prepared to queue until she's good and ready (ie bring snacks). The only problem is that there's no photos of her allowed, so if you're going just for a selfie, it might not be worth your wait. Although, who are we kidding, of course it'll be worth it, it's Grace Jones for God's sake.