Good cities copy, great cities steal, or so the saying almost goes. Either way, it's become clear that London needs to copy and/or steal this ludicrously refreshing, heatwave-defying water slide:
Located at the BSR Cable Park in Waco, Texas, the 'Royal Flush' is an enormous, three-lane hydromatic person-launcher (yes, I'm running out terms for water slide) that delivers more airtime than a short-haul trip on easyJet.
But in our diverse melting pot of a city, isn't there also room for people to be thrown into the sky screaming 'FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU'?
And if we could borrow the £10 all-day, all-you-can-slide price point, much the better. Check out the stunning, HD video below – London, it's over to you!