Attention, all Nasty Women and Bad Hombrés! With the third presidential debate mercifully behind us, the last remaining date in the death march that is the US election is the biggie: Election Day.
Gossip purveyors Popbitch have hooked up with Street Feast's Dinerama to throw the mother of all election-watching parties on Tuesday November 8, with proceedings going on past the small hours and into the medium-sized ones.
It's far from cheap at £53, but you'll get all-you-can-eat American food from BBQ Lab, Smokestak, Fundi, Slider Bar, Breddos and You Doughnut, a pint of Obama's favourite brew Goose Island 312 plus a shot of bourbon, election-themed quizzes, games, plus obviously plenty of TVs to follow the democratic action. Make it through to the 6am closing time and they'll even sort you out with a free survivors' breakfast. (Then grab an Uber home just in time to watch Donald Trump refuse to concede and threaten a coup!)
With room for 600 guests, it's going to be big. Yuuuge. Winning. Believe me!
[Candidate: Gage Skidmore]