Dolly Parton said it best: working 9-5 is enough to drive you crazy, if you let it. Not only does a career mean kissing goodbye to lie-ins and Jeremy Kyle re-runs, but also a seemingly endless struggle up the slippery ladder of success, sometimes including skivvy jobs for shitty pay.
Many first forays into full-time work smack of ‘The Office’, with David Brent types asking you to refill the stapler while you remind yourself that you really need the money. So whether you hated the whole job or your usually gracious boss gave you a particularly gross task – we want to know about it.
If you're still haunted by the summer you spent at a fast-food chain, or the time your manager asked you to post pants and a phone charger back to their one-night stand, now is the time to share. All entries are anonymous, and the most toe-curling submissions will be featured in the magazine.