Door No 1: A Seasonal Swimwear Party

That's 'Door No 1' as in the first little entry in your advent calendar. And with House of Idiot organising it, don't expect a snowman or a robin but Baltic bikinis, alt-drag performance silliness in search of the Queen of Christmas plus grotty grotto and assorted pop larks. Plus 'the UK's first dub step unicorn dance troupe'.