Stark Dallas Reloaded

'Sue Ellen!' 'JR!' 'Pam!' 'JR!' 'Sue Ellen!' 'Pam!' 'Sue Ellen!' Etc. Starring Jonny Woo, David Mills and Timberlina, 'Stark Dallas Naked' became something of a classic on London's alternative performance scene – an alt-drag travesty of the vintage US soap that boiled the whole series down to a succession of ultimatums, catfights and substance abuse crises and heroically refused to stint on heels, hairspray, hysteria or humiliation. Now it's 'shoulder-pads at high noon' time once again as the show returns 'with bigger wigs, bigger guns and bigger bitch fights', plus line-dancing hootenanny courtesy of Hey Baylen. You had us at 'yee-hah'.