Bangface 88 – The Musical

Yeah, that's right. For one night only, prepare to see Andrew Lloyd Webber transformed into Acid Lord Gabber, as the brilliantly rave-battered minds behind the screamingly hedonistic Bangface parties celebrate ALW's birthday. If you're not familiar with Bangface, names of acts appearing tonight should give you a hint: Bong-Ra, Top Buzz, Mr Bad Monkey, Sandwich of Doom, Demon Cabbage and Bassbin Terrorizer. This is full-on merciless rave, old-skool hardcore, techno and acid territory, but with a big fat dollop of humour mixed in. Ready your fragile mind for wide-eyed warriors, cries of "HAVE IT", and numerous mashups and bastardisations of ALW's extensive catalogue. Reports that ALW himself will be appearing and playing a breakcore set remain unconfirmed.