The Zombie Pirate Ship on the Thames

Not that we're being lazy, but the title really does say it all here. Dress up as a zombiefied pirate, board famed party vessell the Dixie Queen and dance (like a zombie, preferably) to house and techno spun by Monumentum DJs, Dean Griffiths, Triggerfunk, Fabio Nunes and many more. There's also a (not-so) secret afterparty at a 1,500 capacity east London venue, which starts at midnight, just after the DQ returns its undead crew back to land. The party goes through until 7am and is included in the ticket price.