London's funniest, punniest shop names

The shop may have moved on to pastures new but the legacy of a terrific pun lives on.
Location: Bank

Stock up on spray tan and get those hairs removed at this aptly-named beauty salon.
Location: Twickenham

A place where you don't 'sleep with the fishes', you just cover them in salt and vinegar.
Location: Marble Arch
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Who says vegetarians don't have a sense of humour?
Location: Marylebone

There's something about the mindless graffiti that just adds to the party feel of this 'traditional' chippy.
Location: Waterloo

Just like your father always said; when it comes to flooring, don't rush the decision-making process.
Location: Clapham

Stock up on spray tan and get those hairs removed at this aptly-named beauty salon.
Location: Twickenham

Forget London's Charles Dickens Museum, this shop is the legacy the Victorian novelist would have wanted.
Location: Wimbledon Chase

What do you mean you don't get this pun? Don't you remember 'Hi-De-Hi'? It ran for nine series, that's almost twice as many as 'The Wire'.
Location: Mitcham

As a general rule, the best puns are simple, effective and based on big-haired heavy metal bands from Leyton.
Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames

A versatile pun is put to good use for a barber shop this time round.
Location: Whitechapel
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A highbrow pun for the sophisticated wine connoisseur.
Location: Marble Arch
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A vintage pun for this specialist wine and spirits shop.
Location: New Oxford St

The cute dog and pun combination proves deadly. A real 'Awwww' generator.
Location: Fulham

Another pun from hair stylists, this time based on a budget airline.
Location: Victoria
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We got so much abuse for not including this in the original gallery line-up. A Pundon classic.
Location: Stoke Newington
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Not technically a shop but this pun on the move is a total winner.
Location: Here, there and everywhere
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Does this pun work? We're not totally convinced but 10/10 for effort.
Location: Norbiton