‘If you’re going to pass out, you might as well pass out and piss yourself.’
‘I need it to be very melty melty in the mouthy.’
‘The thing is, soggy peanuts are not so delightful.’
‘Did you just compare Jesus to a Diet Coke?’
‘My mouth is chemically complicated right now.’
‘Right, I’m going to go and investigate the banana situation.'
‘I’m personally offended by fun-size Mars bars.’
‘Ah damn, you were so up for Butlin’s last night too…’
‘Oh my god, my face is melting off!’
‘If he ain’t in a bucket hat, I’m not fucking that.’
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