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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By Time Out London editors

‘I’ve been wanting to pickle my own eggs for such a long time.’

‘I haven’t been ejaculated against TB.’

‘Nah, I don’t do noodles. I don’t like long food.’

‘I’m telling everyone about my depressed vagina.’

‘Shut up, mother! I’m going underground!’

‘I like this tree. Looks very deliberate.’

‘I don’t really remember much, but my roommate found me asleep in the sink.’

‘I haven’t had a Tinder Egg in absolutely ages.’

‘I’m not going to run but I am buying one of those “Born to Run” T-shirts.’

‘I mean, I have, like, 50 high-res images of my face. She doesn’t even have one!’

‘He’s about as real as the Yeti, you get me?’

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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