‘He looked horrified at the idea of a courgette entering his domain.’
‘No one will steal our bags – they’re all vegan here.’
‘I don’t really fancy the idea of being on eccies in a hot tub.’
‘Can you milk a cat?’
‘Bullet trains are cooler than Pikachu, I guess.’
‘I really want to go on “Strictly”. What would be easier: becoming a professional dancer or a celebrity?’
‘He’s all fart and no shit.’
‘No one gets hurt making anime porn.’
‘It’s like saying “I hope my knickers don’t show in these shorts” and then bending over and doing a headstand.’
‘In the future we’ll all be in glass jars living in Google Street View.’
‘That was a thousand percent out of ten.’
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