‘Dude, your vomit has been in the sink for three days. This isn’t a request.’
‘I was dating this polyamorous guy, but then I realised I wanted all the attention.’
‘Has anybody seen my shuttlecock?’
‘I absolutely love being part of the bourgeoisie, it’s fucking great.’
‘She’s a bartender in Hackney Wick. Of course she’s a feminist.’
‘So I reckon I’m just going to get really wasted, fall down a hill and maybe break my leg?’
‘I never know what to do with a semi.’
‘The last time I did a back-bend that deep, I was at a yoga retreat in Bali!’
‘I get jet-lag so bad – I even get it flying to Edinburgh.’
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