‘The school may have a good Ofsted rating but my child is still blowing on someone else’s recorder.’
‘Don’t be ridiculous. Tea is obviously so much better than BDSM.’
‘Some people have break-up sex. You just make break-up cakes.’
‘Every time I hear “Mmmbop” I put my hair in a middle parting and literally think I’m Hanson.’
‘I’ve been offered a job in a vineyard in… what’s that country near Australia?’
‘I don’t do grocery shopping. Ocado does it.’
‘I know why I’m so tired: I was up all night reading Jackie Collins.’
‘…and when I say they’re my classy friends, I just mean they don’t do ket.’
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