1. Kew Garden's Orchids Festival is back with a Thai theme. Head along to the gorgeous botanical gardens to join the big, bright yonic flower party and walk through an orchid archway like a goddamn horticultural queen. The display is included in the £16 entry price.
2. Get your flippin' skills ready for pancake day by joining Greenwich Market's 'Flippin' Good Fun Pancake Race' on Saturday. The batter-based running challenge starts promptly at 12noon and athletes will be rewarded with a free pancake. Entry is free.
3. Grab doggie treats and handcrafted accessories for pups at Fetch & Follow’s ‘Canine Cupid’ Market which is filling Netil Market with pawsome gifts on Sunday. This is one for dog owners and the dog-obsessed. Entry is free.