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What your date’s choice of London museum says about them

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As part of our comedy special, Olga Koch reveals what your date’s choice of museum says about them

Natural History Museum

You’re on a date with someone who’s definitely been to New York. (I don’t know if you know this, but they have a Natural History Museum in New York too.) Make the trip fun for yourself by not letting your date bring up New York by any means necessary.

Science Museum

You’re on a date with two kids on top of each other in a trench coat. Remain calm, point at the biggest locomotive to distract them, and walk away.

Imperial War Museum

The only person who ever thought it was appropriate to take a date to the Imperial War Museum was your dad. (Yeah, I went on a date with your dad, what you gonna do about it?)

Tate Modern

Your date knows nothing about modern art and you’re here because they googled ‘fun date ideas London’ two days before.

Museum of London

You’re on a date with an employee of the Museum of London. Remember to take full advantage of their discount at the gift shop and museum café.

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