Though affectionately nicknamed the ‘Two Sewers’, this long-established gay pub and club is the opposite of grotty. Indeed, it has had more facelifts than Joan Rivers. Like her, it has been serving the gay community for yonks – 26 years, in fact. Still enormously popular, it’s a crowd-pleasing mix of commercial dance music and drag shows (regular performers include Dolly Diamond, Titti La Camp and the ubiquitous Sandra; Dave Lynn, a seasoned veteran who does his own singing, is the best of the bunch). There’s lots of local totty on parade too, all in a polished, suburban setting. DJs in the main bar spin pure cheese, while the dark and cavernous back room morphs into a proper club. They do a decent pub lunch too. Very busy at the weekends.