Cocoa Cafe

Too expensive, and often empty. If you don't like eating animals or the gooey stuff that comes out of them, here's what you can eat from the menu: plain pasta; salad leaves; bread.  

Their cow flesh and cow cheese lasagnas, as I recall, were incredible, but bear in mind this was before I found out all about the beef and dairy industries. Now the idea of eating one of them produces the same feelings as being invited to a BBQ'd dog festival.